The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 34.605 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 20,912 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 604,306 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 693^rd in the world and 18^th in the Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 20,551.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.