
| Population | 14.388 billion |
| Capital | Neo Austin |
| Leader | President Sam Houston |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | mockingbird |
The Republic of Texas V is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Sam Houston with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.388 billion Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Austin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 1,693 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,715 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
President Sam Houston claims to be the epitome of family values, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas V's national animal is the mockingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Texas V is ranked 206,652nd in the world and 36th in Texas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
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Texas V, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed.
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Texas V, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
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Texas V, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink.
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Texas V, President Sam Houston claims to be the epitome of family values.
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Texas V was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
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Texas V, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
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Texas V, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
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Texas V, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
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Texas V was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Texas V, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.


































