
| Population | 9.97 billion |
| Capital | Augusta |
| Leader | Director Hector Vargas |
| Currency | Face |
| Animal | Red Fox |
The Questionable Copper of The 2nd Facepunch Republic is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Director Hector Vargas with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.97 billion Cogs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Facepunch economy, worth a remarkable 6,103 trillion Faces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 612,175 Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and wandering Cogs are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 2nd Facepunch Republic's national animal is the Red Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The 2nd Facepunch Republic is ranked 274,079th in the world and 12th in Archai for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The 2nd Facepunch Republic, wandering Cogs are known for their one-track minds.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
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The 2nd Facepunch Republic, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
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The 2nd Facepunch Republic, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments.
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The 2nd Facepunch Republic, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
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The 2nd Facepunch Republic lodged a message on the Archai Regional Message Board.
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The 2nd Facepunch Republic lodged a message on the RPS Regional Message Board.


































































































