The Principality of The Aite is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ai Te with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.245 billion Aiteans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aitown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The thriving Aitean economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,423 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,341 per year while the poor average 12,121, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, The Aite has designated Aitown as its capital city, Ai Te has just been declared ruler of The Aite in an international press conference, and Aitism has been named as The Aite's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Aite's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aitism.

The Aite is ranked 84,587^th in the world and 1^st in Artishian Region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,178.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.