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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 84thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 134thLargest Black Market: 151st
The Celestial Imperium of
Left-Leaning College State
Imperium aeterna.
Influence
Power
Capitán General de los Filipinas - Don Lifez
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Alicorns

Population24.444 billion

CapitalEquus
LeaderEmpress Terra
FaithHarmonism

CurrencyImperial Bit
AnimalAlicorn

The Celestial Imperium of The Alicorns is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Terra with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 24.444 billion Imperials enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equus. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth an astonishing 14,434 trillion Imperial Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 590,511 Imperial Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Imperial restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime is totally unknown. The Alicorns's national animal is the Alicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Harmonism.

The Alicorns is ranked 5,461st in the world and 2nd in Hoshizora for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.37 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 84thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 134thLargest Black Market: 151stLargest Agricultural Sector: 377thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 468thLargest Insurance Industry: 549thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 627thLargest Publishing Industry: 749thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 792ndMost Efficient Economies: 969thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,006thMost Cultured: 1,155thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,411thSmartest Citizens: 1,630thLargest Governments: 1,849thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,992ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,617thLargest Mining Sector: 2,941stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,131stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,266thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,072ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,461stRudest Citizens: 6,628thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,145thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,622ndLargest Populations: 8,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,359thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,581stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,625thTop
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Nudest: 18,672ndMost Devout: 20,943rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Alicorns was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in The Alicorns, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
  • : Following new legislation in The Alicorns, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in The Alicorns, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Alicorns, visiting the best Imperial restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in The Alicorns, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
  • : The Alicorns was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Alicorns was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Alicorns, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in The Alicorns, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.

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