Population | 16.86 billion |
Capital | Hell |
Leader | Lenny |
Faith | Lennyism |
Currency | foil trading card |
Animal | electric mouse |
The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, lack of airports, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.86 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,348 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,876 foil trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.
The Almighty Lenny is ranked 2,111th in the world and 10th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 142.71 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : The Almighty Lenny was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap, infecting 270 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The Almighty Lenny was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap, infecting 246 million survivors.
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- : The Almighty Lenny was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap, infecting 150 million survivors.
- : The Almighty Lenny was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash Heap, infecting 417 million survivors.
- : The Almighty Lenny was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.