The Outback Wilderness of The Australian Animals is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Dirk Shrubbush with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.119 billion Wildlife are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dingo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The thriving Wild economy, worth 836 trillion Australian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 69,020 Australian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,114 per year while the poor average 9,271, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

The Australian Animals has designated Dingo City as its capital city, OUSSIE RULES has been named as The Australian Animals's national religion, the Dingo City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and Dirk Shrubbush has just been declared ruler of The Australian Animals in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Australian Animals's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OUSSIE RULES.

The Australian Animals is ranked 86,350^th in the world and 446^th in the Outback for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,554.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.