The Emirate of The brainy lazy guy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 28.765 billion brainy lazy guyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient brainy lazy guyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,213 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The brainy lazy guy's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The brainy lazy guy is ranked 81,182^nd in the world and 34^th in Florida for Safest, scoring 90.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.