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Most Stationary: 1,168thLargest Populations: 5,821stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,782nd
The Emirate of
Democratic Socialists
True intelligence leads to an idle life
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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The brainy lazy guy

Population22.216 billion

Currencydollar
Animalelephant

The Emirate of The brainy lazy guy is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.216 billion brainy lazy guyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient brainy lazy guyian economy, worth 781 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,189 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The brainy lazy guy's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The brainy lazy guy is ranked 146,750th in the world and 34th in Florida for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,782ndMost Influential: 22,278th

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