The Republic of The Chimore Hawks is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.062 billion Chimore Hawksians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The all-consuming Chimore Hawksian economy, worth 411 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,316 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chimore Hawks's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Chimore Hawks is ranked 60,796^th in the world and 83^rd in Lair of the Dragons for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.