The Republic of The Chimorehood of Malice is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.971 billion Chimorehood of Maliceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.3%.

The all-consuming Chimorehood of Malicean economy, worth 409 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,056 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Women across the country are tying the knot, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, Chimorehood of Malicean husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chimorehood of Malice's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Chimorehood of Malice is ranked 72,224^th in the world and 286^th in Lair of the Dragons for Most Developed, scoring 69.81 on the Human Development Index.