The Washington Bullets of The Clash is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 15.037 billion souls are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Strummer economy, worth 241 trillion Chords a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 16,045 Chords, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Clash's national animal is the Clash City Rocker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Clash is ranked 127,687^th in the world and 1^st in The White House for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.