The Matriarchy of The Concierge is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by me with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 821 million Conciergeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the apartment. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Conciergean economy, worth 31.5 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,365 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, The Concierge has designated the apartment as its capital city, and Me has just been declared ruler of The Concierge in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. The Concierge's national animal is the human replica.

The Concierge is ranked 159,213^th in the world and 34^th in Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 28.63 Effective Tax Rate.