The North Korean Founder of THE DEFENDER ALLIANCE is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The People with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 26.805 billion North Koreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish North Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,895 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 70,708 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. THE DEFENDER ALLIANCE's national animal is the Chollima, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athiesm.

THE DEFENDER ALLIANCE is ranked 2,089^th in the world and 5^th in North Korea for Highest Food Quality, scoring 276.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.