The 美尻 of The Emperor Fenix is a behemoth, genial nation, ruled by Creeping Horror with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 50.28 billion Citizens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 一切皆苦. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Citizen economy, worth an astonishing 10,204 trillion Money Particles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,959 Money Particles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, every workday begins with group therapy, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies. Crime is totally unknown. The Emperor Fenix's national animal is the Tapeworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Śūnyatā.

The Emperor Fenix is ranked 186,983^rd in the world and 5^th in Command and Conquer Universe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 36.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.