The Constitutional Monarchy of The fayfolk is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.553 billion fayfolkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The fayfolkian economy, worth 180 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,630 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The fayfolk's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The fayfolk is ranked 143,386^th in the world and 6^th in Inwit for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 610.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.