The Occupation of The Featured Region Express Ticket Agent is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by FRE Train Conductor Kai with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.367 billion Featured Region Express Ticket Buyers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Featured Region Express. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Featured Region Express Ticket Buyer economy, worth 221 trillion Train Tickets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,683 Train Tickets, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,366 per year while the poor average 10,130, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Trains has been named as The Featured Region Express Ticket Agent's national religion, The Featured Region Express Ticket Agent has designated The Featured Region Express as its capital city, and FRE Train Conductor Kai has just been declared ruler of The Featured Region Express Ticket Agent in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Featured Region Express Ticket Agent's national animal is the Arctic Tern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Trains.

The Featured Region Express Ticket Agent is ranked 268,425^th in the world and 6^th in The Featured Region Followers for Nicest Citizens, with 6.84 average smiles per day.