Population | 11.249 billion |
Capital | Gondolin |
Leader | The Black Falcon |
Faith | Protecters of The Order |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Turtle |
The Kingdom of The Finale Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Black Falcon with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.249 billion Finale Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gondolin. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Finale Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,682 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Gondolin, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", and future leaders of The Finale Order regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Finale Order's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Protecters of The Order.
The Finale Order is ranked 229,036th in the world and 11th in Kyodeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,098.75 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Finale Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in The Finale Order, future leaders of The Finale Order regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
- : Following new legislation in The Finale Order, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room".
- : The Finale Order voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : The Finale Order voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Following new legislation in The Finale Order, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Gondolin.
- : Following new legislation in The Finale Order, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in The Finale Order, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : The Finale Order was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Finale Order, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Lazy valley, La Republique Louisianaise, Kyodeia, and Vershkosik.