The Republic of The first son is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 7.405 billion first sonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The first sonian economy, worth 351 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,487 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The first son's national animal is the Kitsune.

The first son is ranked 47,846^th in the world and 4^th in Community for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,784.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.