The Toltec Wisdom of The Four Agreements is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Don Miguel Ruiz with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23.688 billion Four Agreementsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toltec. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Four Agreementsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,556 trillion Don’t take anything personallies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 234,568 Don’t take anything personallies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 665,882 per year while the poor average 66,000, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Former bakers no longer have to get their baps out, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, the media seems excessively interested in what Don Miguel Ruiz is wearing this season, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Four Agreements's national animal is the Don’t make assumptions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toltec Wisdom.

The Four Agreements is ranked 5,597^th in the world and 504^th in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 212.62 kickbacks per hour.