The Starlit Quarterbacks of The Galactic Armada of Stewart is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kordell Stewart with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.28 billion Galactic Armada of Stewartians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boulder. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The strong Galactic Armada of Stewartian economy, worth 207 trillion yards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 63,296 yards, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the Federal Council of The Galactic Armada of Stewart has been announced as the new Head of State, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named The Galactic Armada of Stewart's new capital, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Galactic Armada of Stewart's national animal is the buffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cowher Power.

The Galactic Armada of Stewart is ranked 114,502^nd in the world and 92^nd in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 706.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.