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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,439thMost Inclusive: 8,980thHighest Food Quality: 12,354th
The Grand Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fingir hasta que lo consigas
King William Alexander Goh
Influence
Enforcer
King
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Goh Dynasty

Population5.422 billion

CapitalDreake
LeaderKing William Alexander Goh
FaithGrand Lois Byu

CurrencyJumui
AnimalNorth American Beaver

The Grand Kingdom of The Goh Dynasty is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King William Alexander Goh with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 5.422 billion Doytians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreake. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goh Dynastyian economy, worth 817 trillion Jumuis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,764 Jumuis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, King William Alexander Goh's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Goh Dynasty's national animal is the North American Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grand Lois Byu.

The Goh Dynasty is ranked 25,357th in the world and 12th in Kingdom of Ramility for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,527.27 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,439thMost Inclusive: 8,980thHighest Food Quality: 12,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,768thMost Developed: 13,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,965thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,837thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,638thMost Efficient Economies: 16,728thMost Patriotic: 17,448thMost Pacifist: 17,526thSafest: 18,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,970thNicest Citizens: 20,749thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,880thMost Cultured: 22,074thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,187thHighest Average Incomes: 22,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,238thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25,357thHealthiest Citizens: 25,472ndMost Beautiful Environments: 25,596thLargest Insurance Industry: 29,415th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Goh Dynasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goh Dynasty, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goh Dynasty, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goh Dynasty, King William Alexander Goh's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goh Dynasty, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goh Dynasty, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : The Goh Dynasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Goh Dynasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goh Dynasty, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in The Goh Dynasty, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.

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