The Protectorate of The Good Fairy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 22.873 billion Good Fairyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Good Fairy City. The average income tax rate is 60.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Good Fairyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,599 trillion Peanuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,362 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in The Good Fairy, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, TGF-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Good Fairy's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Good Fairy is ranked 63,531^st in the world and 1^st in Penny Lane for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,662.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.