The Commune of The Grand Workers is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.392 billion Grand Workers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FreeLand City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Working Class economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion iron droins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 137,993 iron droins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Grand Workers's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Grand Workers is ranked 282,555^th in the world and 1^st in The Grand Workers for Most Primitive, scoring -374.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.