The Empire of The Great Aslan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.741 billion Great Aslanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Great Aslanian economy, worth 504 trillion Gold Lions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,931 Gold Lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Great Aslan's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Great Aslan is ranked 73,076^th in the world and 10^th in Starland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,938.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.