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Highest Drug Use: 26thRudest Citizens: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 43rd
The Dead Meme of
Anarchy
Running a country isn't monkey business.
Harambe
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Harambe Gorillas

Population14.752 billion

CapitalCincinnati Zoo
LeaderHarambe
FaithINSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE

CurrencyBanana
AnimalWestern Lowland Gorilla

The Dead Meme of The Harambe Gorillas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Harambe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.752 billion Gorillas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cincinnati Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Harambe economy, worth a remarkable 5,144 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 348,710 Bananas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,342,242 per year while the poor average 19,430, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Western Lowland Gorilla Sea, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, one can walk from one side of Cincinnati Zoo to the other without setting foot on Harambe soil, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Harambe Gorillas's national animal is the Western Lowland Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is INSERT SUBTLE INNUENDO HERE.

The Harambe Gorillas is ranked 290,841st in the world and 1st in Cincinnati Zoo for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.84 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Highest Drug Use: 26thRudest Citizens: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 43rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 58thMost Armed: 68thFattest Citizens: 88thMost Avoided: 101stLargest Retail Industry: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114thMost Rebellious Youth: 138thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 218thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 432ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 445thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 495thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 638thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 735thMost Ignorant Citizens: 746thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 805thMost Devout: 1,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,199thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,441stHighest Average Incomes: 1,818thMost Inclusive: 1,939thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,072ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,313thTop
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Most Politically Free: 3,027thHighest Economic Output: 3,229thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,798thMost Cultured: 6,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,777thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 16,676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,400thMost Pro-Market: 22,698thMost Extreme: 23,225thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,461stLargest Populations: 27,441st

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