The Nomadic Peoples of The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by R L Johnson with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.371 billion Johnsonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johnson City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnsonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,605 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,218 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, fat taxes on red meat has left the beef industry extra lean, Hellhounds are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', and private surgeons have been told to cut it out. Crime is totally unknown. The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson's national animal is the Hellhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson is ranked 1,500^th in the world and 1^st in The Delta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,743.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.