The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson
Population | 4.6 billion |
Capital | Johnson City |
Leader | R L Johnson |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Hellhound |
The Nomadic Peoples of The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson is a massive, safe nation, ruled by R L Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.6 billion Johnsonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johnson City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnsonian economy, worth 808 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,662 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown. The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson's national animal is the Hellhound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson is ranked 8,858th in the world and 5th in The Delta for Most Secular, with 95.75 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in
The Hell-Bound Trail of Robert Johnson, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.