The True Believers of The Holy Bible is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Pope with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.805 billion Holy Bibleans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Church. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The powerhouse Holy Biblean economy, worth 330 trillion scriptures a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,922 scriptures, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,497 per year while the poor average 8,970, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

Visitors to The Holy Bible are microchipped and must be escorted by a Holy Biblean soldier - even to the bathroom, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The Roman Catholic Church, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, and Catholic has been named as The Holy Bible's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Bible's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

The Holy Bible is ranked 91,617^th in the world and 2^nd in The Roman Catholic Church for Most Corrupt Governments, with 16.2 kickbacks per hour.