The Armed Dictatorship of The House of Gamy is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Herbuck Sernando with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.136 billion House of Gamyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armed House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The frighteningly efficient House of Gamyian economy, worth 993 trillion Karkwaucks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,240 Karkwaucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 714,722 per year while the poor average 14,855, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The House of Gamy's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The House of Gamy is ranked 102,818^th in the world and 18^th in Imperial World Nations for Most Developed, scoring 60.81 on the Human Development Index.