The Kingdom of The Islander is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.772 billion Islanderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The strong Islanderian economy, worth 709 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,535 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Islander's national animal is the crab, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

The Islander is ranked 137,314^th in the world and 1^st in Isles for Safest, scoring 67.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.