The Glorious Armed Proletariat of The Land of the Red Rainbow is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Red Liberation Front with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 26.419 billion Reds are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Red economy, worth a remarkable 8,035 trillion Shiny Sikkels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 304,160 Shiny Sikkels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action, and reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of the Red Rainbow's national animal is the antigay, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gaytheism.

The Land of the Red Rainbow is ranked 24,551^st in the world and 91^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 85.83 kickbacks per hour.