The Glorious Armed Proletariat of The Land of the Red Rainbow is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mikkel Sikkel with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.945 billion Reds are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Red economy, worth a remarkable 6,059 trillion Shiny Sikkels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 303,793 Shiny Sikkels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of the Red Rainbow's national animal is the antigay, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gaytheism.

The Land of the Red Rainbow is ranked 136,512^th in the world and 332^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 619.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.