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Highest Average Tax Rates: 131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 154thLargest Governments: 186th
The Glorious Armed Proletariat of
Iron Fist Socialists
Glory to our gay utopia! Death to all homophobia!
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The Land of the Red Rainbow

Population19.945 billion

LeaderMikkel Sikkel

CurrencyShiny Sikkel

The Glorious Armed Proletariat of The Land of the Red Rainbow is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mikkel Sikkel with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.945 billion Reds are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovkagrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Red economy, worth a remarkable 6,059 trillion Shiny Sikkels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 303,793 Shiny Sikkels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Land of the Red Rainbow's national animal is the antigay, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gaytheism.

The Land of the Red Rainbow is ranked 136,512th in the world and 332nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 619.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Average Tax Rates: 131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 154thLargest Governments: 186thLargest Welfare Programs: 220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 321stMost Advanced Public Education: 334thLowest Crime Rates: 409thHighest Poor Incomes: 412thMost Developed: 419thLongest Average Lifespans: 470thMost Secular: 507thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 698thHealthiest Citizens: 720thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 722ndSmartest Citizens: 740thMost Subsidized Industry: 811thSafest: 922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 993rdBest Weather: 1,251stMost Inclusive: 1,299thHighest Economic Output: 1,448thMost Efficient Economies: 1,489thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,969thHighest Average Incomes: 2,022ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,284thNicest Citizens: 4,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,789thMost Cultured: 6,352ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,582ndMost Income Equality: 6,763rdLargest Populations: 7,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,736thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,996thMost Stationary: 9,240thTop
Nudest: 12,166thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,076thMost Influential: 21,010thMost Extreme: 21,795th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionNudest: 67th in the regionMost Income Equality: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 85th in the region

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