The Galactic Kingdom of The Master Primotav is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Darnoc Llork with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.077 billion Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primotavien economy, worth a remarkable 4,719 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 196,014 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The lives of former ski town residents are going downhill, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The Master Primotav. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Master Primotav's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primatism.

The Master Primotav is ranked 327,300^th in the world and 14^th in Novian Galaxy for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.93 on the Kitten Softness Rating.