The Theocracy of The Midnight Blue is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.098 billion Midnight Blueans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Midnight Bluean economy, worth 128 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,546 shekels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,644 per year while the poor average 2,914, a ratio of 88.1 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Midnight Blue's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Midnight Blue is ranked 311,565^th in the world and 7^th in The Illuminati for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -5.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.