The Republic of The Nolis cult is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 352 million Nolis cultians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markland. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nolis cultian economy, worth 21.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,324 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, contestants on The Nolis cult's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nolis cult's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Nolis cult is ranked 245,260^th in the world and 21^st in The Lobby for Most Developed, scoring 51.45 on the Human Development Index.