The New Cruor Federation of The North Reich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 22.018 billion North Reichians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bocke Mil. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong North Reichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,813 Halicarnassuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The North Reich has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Reich's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cruor.

The North Reich is ranked 111,518^th in the world and 637^th in Ordo Imperialia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.52 law-abiding acts per hour.