The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.897 billion Riceballs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 8,647 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 377,653 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The Onigiri Enclave after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.

The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 473^rd in the world and 1^st in The Bunny Fire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 20,075.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.