The Songs of The Partisans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 26.357 billion Revolutionaries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Revolutionary economy, worth 438 trillion Red Bandanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 16,625 Red Bandanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Partisans's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Partisans is ranked 103,173^rd in the world and 1^st in Republic of Albania for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.64 on the Bus Surprisal Index.