The United Provinces of Otionia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Krsevan Novakovic with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.998 billion Otionians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozgrad. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Otionian economy, worth 311 trillion Routaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,787 Routaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otionia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Otionia is ranked 251,906^th in the world and 1,159^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.