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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,562ndMost Pacifist: 1,910thNicest Citizens: 2,034th
The Retired ForSec of
Left-wing Utopia
Nihil de nobis, nihil sine nobis
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth

Population17.232 billion

CapitalKraków
LeaderPrime Minister Ela Jasińska
FaithSecularism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalWhite Stork

The Retired ForSec of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.232 billion Polish-Lithuanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,472 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,503 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the tightness of border controls in The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth leave a little to be desired, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 8,311th in the world and 123rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.87 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,562ndMost Pacifist: 1,910thNicest Citizens: 2,034thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,287thBest Weather: 2,533rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,935thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,010thHealthiest Citizens: 3,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,352ndSmartest Citizens: 3,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,767thMost Cultured: 4,047thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,353rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,796thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,847thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,927thLargest Governments: 5,498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,049thLowest Crime Rates: 8,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,439thMost Secular: 14,025thTop
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Nudest: 18,703rdLargest Populations: 21,320thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,770thMost Income Equality: 28,343rd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 63rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 77th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionNudest: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 125th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 137th in the region

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