Population | 16.013 billion |
Capital | Golden Atlas |
Leader | HIM Louis Aleksandr of THGE |
Currency | Golden Euro |
Animal | Golden Lion |
The Monarchical Confederation of The Huge Golden Empire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM Louis Aleksandr of THGE with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.013 billion Golden Imperials hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Atlas. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Golden Imperialish economy, worth a remarkable 5,444 trillion Golden Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 340,010 Golden Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, it's always rabbit season, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. The Huge Golden Empire's national animal is the Golden Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Huge Golden Empire is ranked 123,453rd in the world and 557th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,004.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Huge Golden Empire, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in The Huge Golden Empire, it's always rabbit season.
- : The Huge Golden Empire was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in The Huge Golden Empire, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in The Huge Golden Empire, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in The Huge Golden Empire, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : The Huge Golden Empire lost the endorsement of The Devolved Commonwealth of Bastile.
- : The Huge Golden Empire withdrew its endorsement from The Devolved Commonwealth of Bastile.
- : Following new legislation in The Huge Golden Empire, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
- : Following new legislation in The Huge Golden Empire, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 123 » North of Americas, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Rary, The Champions League, Invernessia, Walfo, Imperium Anglorum, Armbruster, Agausia, Yahlia, An Clar, St Scarlett, Northern German Federation, Elisabethshagen, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Jim the Baptist, Thracia and Crimea, Othenhiem, Gliesetonia, Someseni, Regnum Italiae, Nardin, Dark Matter, Arsenial, Gorzi, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Ausvelt, Zulrich, Wombelland, New Eestiball, Europe a Nation, Jahass, Chronus, Trixeland, Alsted, Robbonia, Zaznia, Estonesia, Pilipinas and Malaya, HELLLLL, Nuweland, The States of Texas and Arkansas, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Meropis, UGBK, Slavatania, Northern Socialist States, and 73 others.Balcem, Scutarie, The Scandinavian Realm, Ikarus, Dizgovzy, The Greater Eastern Republic, Kazdestan, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Great Clucky, Kkorea, Stumphosse Res, The New Dawn Imperium, Leranditale, Sodarnia, Seristria, Leistrona, Iceagea, Scytharum, Castlenburg, East Ase Palmars, Agatep, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Liberepublia, Nordivia, Foudina, Iquerian, Calicov, Ortigia, Salwonia, Elestansa, Lumiarae, Makykay, Karnea, Germaniej, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, The OG Your Moms Mom, Istastioner, Aresetia, Astaraion, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Cot Deviet, Narmocrana, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, The New Nordic Union, Outer Sparta, Reiserland, Kanokla, Superior Saxonia, Vientina, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Woodlands, Cambany, Slate adieu, Pupunese, Kronverg, Greater Bahland, Apocalypse Borg, Parharia, Westkapelle, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Alcrosnia, and Falvaard.