The True Empire of The Real Roblox Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Roblox I with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.057 billion Robloxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robloxia. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robloxian economy, worth 742 trillion Bobuxes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,896 Bobuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, atheists are heavily taxed, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Robloxia to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Roblox Empire's national animal is the The Noob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Robloxian.

The Real Roblox Empire is ranked 285,443^rd in the world and 1,436^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.05 pounds of wildlife per square mile.