The Federation of The Post Master is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.149 billion Post Masterians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.2%.

The Post Masterian economy, worth 385 trillion Stamps a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,132 Stamps, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Post Master's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Post Master is ranked 192,787^th in the world and 8^th in Travelling Region for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.65 kickbacks per hour.