The United Kingdom of The Prime Minister is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 775 million Prime Ministerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Prime Ministerian economy, worth 35.5 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,836 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate. The Prime Minister's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Prime Minister is ranked 221,246^th in the world and 213^th in Empire of Great Britain for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.