Population | 4.262 billion |
Capital | Catain |
Leader | Fello Timmik |
Currency | Cannonball |
Animal | Stonefish |
The Socialist Confederacy of Cannonio is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fello Timmik with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.262 billion Cannonese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catain. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cannonic economy, worth 537 trillion Cannonballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,175 Cannonballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, birth rates have hit an all-time low, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannonio's national animal is the Stonefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Cannonio is ranked 14,875th in the world and 66th in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,283.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cannonio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Cannonio was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Tolotecia.
- : Cannonio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Cannonio was endorsed by The Federation of Inseria.
- : Cannonio was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Delnish.
- : Cannonio was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : Cannonio lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Cannonio voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in Cannonio, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
- : Following new legislation in Cannonio, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 28 » Socialist Platypus, The Psittacines, Makko Oko, Floofybit, Valles Marineris Mining co, Bethesda Scamville, Nibelia, DexterBurg, Lycom, Greater Burmaria, Red Finlandian Guard, Ruotsaland, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Olornia, Pervincia, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Northshires, Loveable Dogs, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Nomia, Paul Pasch, Balan Bar, Charville, Duby, Krute Empire, Delnish, Inseria, and Tolotecia.