The Confederate chiefdom of The Samifjod is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.933 billion Samifjod are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟ. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Samifjod economy, worth 67.3 trillion ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,825 ᅟᅟᅟᅟ ᅟs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, builders across The Samifjod are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Samifjod's national animal is the Elafia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Samifjod is ranked 290,979^th in the world and 24^th in The Confederate Chiefdom of Sami for Most Developed, scoring 50.87 on the Human Development Index.