The Armed Republic of The SMDF 7th Division is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.119 billion SMDF 7th Divisionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The SMDF 7th Divisionian economy, worth 499 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 54,783 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime is well under control. The SMDF 7th Division's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The SMDF 7th Division is ranked 80,661^st in the world and 9^th in Order of the Klops Templar for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.