The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.461 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,386 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 234,156 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens, only adults may purchase violent video games, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 290,144^th in the world and 43^rd in Northern Utopia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -33.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.