The Republic of The Stone Breakers is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.152 billion Stone Breakersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Stone Breakersian economy, worth 39.1 trillion headpats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,914 headpats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, a major religion has been named as The Stone Breakers's national religion, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stone Breakers's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Stone Breakers is ranked 112,919^th in the world and 21^st in Fine Art for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 758.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.