The Theocracy of The Trans Templars is a very large, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 256 million Trans Templarsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The Trans Templarsian economy, worth 8.81 trillion estrogens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,408 estrogens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Trans Templars City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Trans Templars's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Trans Templars is ranked 131,107^th in the world and 1^st in Citrine for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,113.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.