The Federation of The UEE is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Chris Roberts with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.157 billion United Empire of Earth citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earth. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UEEian economy, worth a remarkable 3,998 trillion united earth credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,011 united earth credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chris Roberts's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, bins outnumber trees in city parks, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, and students cut up leftover united earth credits during Arts and Crafts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The UEE's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Erin Worship.

The UEE is ranked 331,732^nd in the world and 5^th in Monbalaur for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -25.92 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.