The Republic of The United Mapgame Nations is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 292 million Nations enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The strong Nations economy, worth 16.3 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 55,736 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and supervisors in The United Mapgame Nations commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Mapgame Nations's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Mapgame Nations is ranked 243,789^th in the world and 2^nd in Puppet Storage of TUMN for Most Primitive, scoring -134.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.